Tuesday: "Oh. Both."

When I got home today, I did the usual thing, and pushed the "go up" button.  However, I'd decided I wanted to check my mail, so hit the "go down" button.  "Huh.  I wonder which one is going to get here first."

"D-Ding!"

"Oh.  Both.  Both will get here first."

I wish I could live like Rilakkuma.

• Not animals.
• It was interesting to see which journalists I follow on twitter could absolutely ruin their credibility by claiming that this stupid apple thing was "going to change the entire world."  No it won't.  It's another fucking phone iteration and a stupid trinket that no one needs.
• Good.
• This looks like the definition of collusion.  Wage fixing is illegal for a reason.
• Animals.
• Bears.
• Birb.
• Damnit, cat.  Stop trying to steal my pizza.
• The important thing to note is that the new Pokemon games are remakes of a previous generation, but if you've traded Pokemon through each generation between the original and remake (which you could only do back that far), then you'll effectively be able to trade the Pokemon back to the original trainer.