Friday: s%(.*)/(.*)%$1 $2%

Which won't work, because the two match patterns are greedy, and will gobble up everything before that point in the string.  This is causing me problems, and it's frustrating to deal with.

There was Drawful tonight, though.

I didn't draw this, but someone stole my user name.

"I married John Wilkes Booth."

• A good title.