Monday: A bear, some squirrels, and an asshole.

"No, see, I told you.  Everyone was all ripped up and torn to shreds when I got there.  You probably can't see the differences, but I'm pretty sure it was a tiger.  Maybe a lion.  This was definitely one of those 'big cat' kind of a mass mauling.  Couldn't have been a bear.  Not at all."

• This squirrel is drinking.
• These jerks need to be tracked down and prosecuted for attacking a squirrel.
• However, the squirrel itself is probably fine.  Squirrels are tiny, and so their surface area is large relative to their density, so they have a terminal velocity somewhere in the 40mph range, which is apparently something that's not so bad.
• Do you know Randy Queen?  Well, you've now at least heard of him, and now you also know that he's kind of an asshole.