Thursday: It's Thursday, right?

Redeyes make it hard to figure out what day it is, even a week later.  Lots of holidays don't help either.

Like this holiday.

"No, bear, I don't care how scary that nightmare was, you can't sleep in my bed."

Oops.

• This is exactly what the Tea Party movement is all about: ensuring that people who bring armed gunmen to the office get an eight million dollar buyout.
• Art Deco.
• Pika-tree.
• Sudowoodo-tree.
• The debt limit is still fucking stupid.
• Now I want pizza.
• Fluffy bird!