What are you doing, Wozniak?

You don't even know Gray Powell!

Now you can sing along

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while pretending you're devouing storm troopers that have strayed too far from base.

Found a bit too late

to help Julie with her talk.

What are you doing, dog?

You're not even a....

...

Ok.

You get a pass because that's just super cute.

Fuck you, bear!

I spent hours on that, and you lumber over and smash it five minutes later!

Fuck you, bear!

You're not even real!

Fuck you, bear!

Just because you don't like the art, doesn't mean you can just destroy it!

What are you doing, corgi?

You're not a businessman! You don't even have a business plan!

Could it be?

I've been spending this weekend reorganizing and cleaning my apartment up.  This was started by the purchase of a cheap flatpack bookshelf ($30, able to accommodate something like 150 books), which allowed me to move almost all of the books that were piled up off the floor.  I then spent this afternoon rewiring my surround sound system, so that it would actually work correctly (turns out the problem was bad speaker wires). Now I'll be able to watch DVDs and play video games again, something I haven't done since moving in. Yes, I'm lazy.

I felt that the way to celebrate this weekend of accomplishment would be to go out and get one of those death sandwiches they're selling at KFC. I googled up the location of the easiest to reach KFC, and set off on the journey. However, less than a block away from my destination, I saw something that I had believed to be non-existent in Hawaii.

A stand alone Little Caesars.

All of the other ones that I've seen before have been in K-marts.  There are no nearby or convenient K-marts to my house.  I had therefore resigned myself to never getting a Hot'N'Ready again.

I immediately changed plans, and stopped off at this newly created Caesars.  I bought my HNR, plus the crazy bread, only being a little dissappointed that Hawaiian HNRs are mediums instead of larges, and cost $5.50 in any case.  It tastes exactly the same, though, which is really the important part.

I hope that this is a sign that some of the other places I miss from Michigan may show up here in the pacific soon. I can't imagine how someplace like Boston Market wouldn't make a killing here.

Fuck you, trombone player

Fuck your shitty ass instrument, too.

Ouch

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I wish vacations were longer

Cute puppies can still be terrible monsters of teeth and claw, though, so be careful not to get fooled.

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Fuck you, tree!

I fucking hate you!

What are you doing, panda?

You're not a cowboy! You don't even have a hat!

I miss Bennigan's

I mean, it's a deep fucking fried sandwich that is served with jelly to dip it in. How is that not the best thing you've ever put in your mouth?

Topical Humor.

Via Warren Ellis

I spent the weekend watching Harry Potter movies

This is like the only person who doesn't fuck shit up, and that's probably only 40% due to the fact that he's Gary Fucking Oldman. Gary Fucking Oldman makes any movie better.

(It's totally 60% "everyone else in these stories/book/movies sucks at making a real plan, and kind of just hopes things fall into place without direct action."  Sirius-ly. Dumbledore couldn't plan his way out of a paper bag.)

What are you doing, squirrel?

You can't sleep there! That's not even a bed!

What are you doing, kitties?

You're not even in college!

Tsunami-Thon 2010!

A tweet dump:

Who's ready for Tsunami-thon 2010? 11:19AM HST! WOO!

about 18 hours ago via API

Tsunami sirens! Tsunami-thon 2010!

about 13 hours ago via API

Ohs noes! The tsunami could get the soccer fields! THAT BASTARD! #tsunami-thon2010

about 12 hours ago via API

Everyone's going out to get gas? The island isn't really that big. It's a bit silly,.

about 12 hours ago via API

This has been the 9AM Tsunami Thon 2010 sirens. :-/

about 10 hours ago via API

If you drove to tantalus to escape this tsunami, you're stupid. #tantalusIsAMountainIfYouDon'tKnowHawaii #tsunamiThon2010

about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

That's Piikoi St., and it's usually full this time of day. http://tweetphoto.com/12727113

about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

There are way more boats out than usual, too: (sorry BBcam sucks) http://tweetphoto.com/12727301

about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

I can count 68 ships/boats off shore from my lanai. I usually see maybe three.

about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

Tantalus is 600' above sea level. #tsunamiThon2010 #aBitOfAnOverreaction http://tweetphoto.com/12730044

about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

KITV seems to have turned #tsunamithon2010 into an advertisement for hawaii tourism #it's80degreesAndSunnyHereToday

about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter

http://www.honolulu.gov/cameras/fastcheck.htm You can see how empty the streets are here due to #tsunamiThon2010.

about 8 hours ago via web

The H1 illegal motorcycle racers are enjoying the lack of traffic today.

about 7 hours ago via API

"Even if it's safe, it's...that's...that's not even good surf!" Hawaii newscasters. Always on topic. As long as that topic is having fun. :)

about 7 hours ago via web

Quick nap, still haven't be destroyed by the ocean. All the people on Tantalus are now clogging the streets around my apartment.

about 6 hours ago via API

All over I guess. At least it made my saturday a bit more exciting than usual.

about 5 hours ago via API