Sunday, October 4, 2009

Oh, Guy de Maupassant

"Then, suddenly, I must, I must go to the bottom of my garden to pick some strawberries and eat them, and I go there. I pick the strawberries and eat them! Oh, my God! My God! Is there a God! If there be one, deliver me! Save me! Succour me! Pardon! Pity! Mercy! Save me! Oh, what sufferings! What torture! What horror!"

Dude, they're only strawberries. You don't have to make a big deal of it.

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