Because when Chewbacca needs to fight Nazis

he saddles up the War-Squirrels.

What I'm talking about

In addition to the freecreditreport.com crap (which at least has a quick "oh yeah, we're totally going to enroll you in some dumb credit watch service" disclaimer at the end), tonight's Rachel Maddow had an ad for this useless shit. Magic Energy Bracelets. Plus, it's a nice classy looking operation, where the product homepage has a place to type in your credit card information and order without all that "clicking" and "shopping cart" hassle.

I would kind of hope that people watching this show would know better than to believe that a stupid loop of plastic will magically cure their problems.

Then again, I bet I could spray paint some zip ties silver.

mecha-crab!

Mufi singing

He's the mayor of honolulu.
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5 < 1

Also: 4 < 0 and 4 < 1. Steve Jobs and math are friends.

This looks like an alligator

Despite being the foot to my box fan.
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So

I did this this evening.

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The pope

Has a game
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wilder and piikoi fire

Building on left corner: the Makikian condo/apartment building. Building on right corner: fire department.

Looking down Piikoi street.

Decent shot of all the smoke. Was much worse a few minutes earlier.

This is a "braiser"

You're telling me that after two hours of braising, that lid isn't going to be a million degrees? I can barely get a grip on it cold. That's going to be impossible with a pot holder.

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Sqaure

That's it's shape.

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Evolution

Why have I never thought of this?

Thank you, terrible wonderful food suggestions of the 50's!

I found a color version!

Of the image I couldn't find before. Apparently only took 11 months.

I wonder which Julie's dog is leaning towards

My office door

is being attacked by prismatic spray.
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Really?

This hardly seems like the kind of news we need to-the-minute updates about.

How today is going

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Fuck you,

asshole.

Lies!

Filthy, filthy lies.