Because when Chewbacca needs to fight Nazis

he saddles up the War-Squirrels.

What I'm talking about

In addition to the freecreditreport.com crap (which at least has a quick "oh yeah, we're totally going to enroll you in some dumb credit watch service" disclaimer at the end), tonight's Rachel Maddow had an ad for this useless shit. Magic Energy Bracelets. Plus, it's a nice classy looking operation, where the product homepage has a place to type in your credit card information and order without all that "clicking" and "shopping cart" hassle.

I would kind of hope that people watching this show would know better than to believe that a stupid loop of plastic will magically cure their problems.

Then again, I bet I could spray paint some zip ties silver.

mecha-crab!

Mufi singing

He's the mayor of honolulu.
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5 < 1

Also: 4 < 0 and 4 < 1. Steve Jobs and math are friends.

This looks like an alligator

Despite being the foot to my box fan.
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