Tuesday: There's a fire alarm going off in my neighborhood. I am 95% sure it's not my building.

You're just fucking with me now, Safeway sushi.  "Let's just toss some strawberries on there!"

• Pizza on a train.
• "Calm your face."
• No pizza for this cat.
• Steven Universe fan art.
• Puns.
• There were Korean BBQ chips?