Tuesday: blah

blah.

• Animals.
• Red pandas.
• Cats are dumb.
• Cats are dumb.
• Other stuff 1.
• This came out well.
• This was unexpected.
• Brontosaurus.
• Other stuff 2.
• You sell a commodity product, Apple.  Stop pretending you're doing anything but capitalizing on stupid people.
• The third paragraph from the end is the important one.