Fuck you, tree!

I fucking hate you!

What are you doing, panda?

You're not a cowboy! You don't even have a hat!

I miss Bennigan's

I mean, it's a deep fucking fried sandwich that is served with jelly to dip it in. How is that not the best thing you've ever put in your mouth?

Topical Humor.

Via Warren Ellis

I spent the weekend watching Harry Potter movies

This is like the only person who doesn't fuck shit up, and that's probably only 40% due to the fact that he's Gary Fucking Oldman. Gary Fucking Oldman makes any movie better.

(It's totally 60% "everyone else in these stories/book/movies sucks at making a real plan, and kind of just hopes things fall into place without direct action."  Sirius-ly. Dumbledore couldn't plan his way out of a paper bag.)

What are you doing, squirrel?

You can't sleep there! That's not even a bed!

What are you doing, kitties?

You're not even in college!